Also
Leave seafood and broken glass under the carpet when you leave.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20,
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That's shit
Block the drainpipes, deposit foul-smelling things everywhere, shit in the cistern, glue the windows shut.
That's all I can think of at the moment. I'll add more if anything new and actually original comes to mind.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:27,
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