SHOW US YER ELBOWS
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/6508.photo0063.jpg
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

I cannot be arsed in the slightest

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Also, posters are gay

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

They distract me from the beige walls

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Paint them a different colour, tit

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

It's a uni room.
Besides, I'm moving out in 6 weeks.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

I have beige walls
Luckily, it seems to work with the decor. I may have to buy a big painting to cover the biggest exposed wall.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Next year my walls shall be red and white.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Raspberry Ripple?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

No.
Barber shop.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Does this mean there'll be four gay men constantly singing in your bedroom?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

Yes

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

*high fives*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Also
Leave seafood and broken glass under the carpet when you leave.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm leaving bread in the bathroom tiles.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

That's shit
Block the drainpipes, deposit foul-smelling things everywhere, shit in the cistern, glue the windows shut.

That's all I can think of at the moment. I'll add more if anything new and actually original comes to mind.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

That's a zoomed in flid arm if I've ever seen one...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

it's his chin

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

but on his arm instead of his face

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

shan't
you won't pay the usual fee
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

i41.tinypic.com/245ls0z.jpg
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

that looks like a slightly down and out
alcoholic stephen fry
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

How is that different to the original version?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

i think it's the beard that does it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

I didn't click
See the post I did below.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

YEAH.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

After repeatedly getting banned from anontalk
I am now scared that every link I click will be the Last Measure.

:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

I'm surprised it doesn't have a depth gauge tattooed round the bicep
edit: oops

I'll log out now
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

You what?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Seems too small to bother.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

I wholeheartedly endorse this post
ahem
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Here it is
img20.imageshack.us/img20/994/01012008245.jpg

Yeah, I'm topless.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

WELCOME TO MOLEBASE ALPHA

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

Oi,
they're flat moles, they're not hairy or protruding.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:34, archived)