i'm about to get it back off the cops
they take an age to process things! motherfuckers. i even located it and got a name for the thief and still i have to wait. it's been in their storeroom for 9 weeks now! bastards.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

haha
no bike
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:07, archived)

What a no biked fuck face.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

i know, right?
apart from the other bike... but we won't talk about that
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

If I didn't have a bike and people were picking on me, I'd pretend I had another bike too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

i will bear that in mind
while riding my bike :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

tell us another Maddie joke, that always brings the house down

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:15, archived)