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this is why wives were invented

They serve wine
They cook wonderful repasts
And they are available to surprise at the sink afterwards while washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
wifey's busy
studying
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

studying sleeping with other men who are actually up to the job
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
not you then
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
I suppose at your age you can only get it up for birthdays and christenings...

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
ask your dad

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
That doesnt mean anything
But well done for not being able to insult someone effectively...back to your vegetable patch grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
ah Mykey, in a battle of wits
I never take on an un armed opponent
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
Thats funny because you've suggested i havent a decent level of intelligence
But what you forget is you are Irish, and hence at a serious disadvantage with even pebbles
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
I don't recall maligning your intelligence
do en-lighten me
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
Well in your previous post you mentioned wits
Now bless you, its obviously too much for you to type and think...go back to potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
wit has little to do with intelligence levels
rather the ability to confront one's challengers in an interesting and amusing way
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
Yeah so intelligence then
You really arent the sharpest tool in the box are you
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
you do seem rather sensitive this evening
I used to find you amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
Ok
How about you fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
like I said
a great wit
puts Mykeyboy's toys back in pram
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
I heard that you've always got your hands in prams...
Sicko...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
It's that time of the month
He gets tetchy
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
touché

There was good reason fro having the middle letters of that word spell ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
I hear Mrs Mykey speaks very highly of his performance
/unable to look at a bottle of smirnoff ice in the same way again
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
I wish I had the male
equivalent of a wife
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
I'm cheap for rental
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
A husband?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)