It's banging it down here as well
It's folded my tomato plants.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

poor tomato plants
Put a tarp over them? Or an Umbrella? my dad does that..

... but then my dad is a little odd.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 7:50, archived)

I'm an odd dad
You can ask her.

I've never kept tomatos before, hence I'm automatically shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

doesn't matter if you're
a little bit odd. You love your kid and that's all that matters.

As an aside tomatoes grow really well against a wall that gets some sunlight (a few hours a day) but not too much. And a sunshade cloth stretched above them will let water through, stop them getting burnt and will help keep them from folding when it buckets
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

VC:
Saving tomatos, online.

I mean, ta!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

/sweeps in in red lyrca
Never fear - VC is here!
Now bring me that tomato!

did I mention props for them to grow against, like a lattice or somesuch?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

Mrs Kindly Landlady
said she has some canes for me. Then she'll give me something to help keep tomatos upright.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Awesome
now this stuff is the kind of stuff I mean.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

My eyes!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

Yeah I know it's terrible on the eyes
BUT it does a bloody good job.
Don't get more then 40% for your toms or they won't get enough sunlight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

I've decided.
I'm going to spend a dat posting BGN, just to see what they get out of it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

I'm out of the loop
but if it stands for Big Gay Noel, I'm ok with it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

In the loop now
KKKHHHHHHHH.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:01, archived)