It must be Good Poo Friday, Badger
I can report that a similarly satisfying cable has been laid here. Reading material this morning consisted of the Screwfix Direct catalogue.
Firm but not too firm, almost odourless and an ace drawn on the first wipe.
I have that nice post-poo feeling, and am ready for f**d.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:15, archived)