Morning poo.
An all-time great Brown trout.
Firm consistency, perfectly shaped, good size, minimal odour and wiping.

Only marred by the lack of newspapers to read in the upstairs Bog.

9.5/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

good to hear.
just please tell me it's not the Daily Mail that you read in the loo?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

There's nothing to read in the Upstairs Bog

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

You tell the thicko mash-faced baby scarer,

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:52, archived)

record breaker

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

also
Upstairs Bog Daily Mail
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I HATE EVERYONE.
BOO TO YOU ALL.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

you do not hate everyone
it just feels like you do.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

I LOVE EVERYONE
YAY FOR YOU ALL
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

Hello Baldmonkey, I've done something very dull, have you been to the garden centre today?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:50, archived)

Not yet.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

Have you been the the center of the garden center?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:52, archived)

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

nice innit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

no
i hate it
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

back to hating things again eh
how fickle
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:55, archived)

no wonder its started pissing it down.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:50, archived)

I'm fairly certain my shit has been completely transformed into gas.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

do you have papers in the downstairs bog?
or is it just books. is your spacky missus going to work today?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Hello lady!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

*snuffles*
yo yo yo
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

It must be Good Poo Friday, Badger
I can report that a similarly satisfying cable has been laid here. Reading material this morning consisted of the Screwfix Direct catalogue.
Firm but not too firm, almost odourless and an ace drawn on the first wipe.
I have that nice post-poo feeling, and am ready for f**d.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

HELLO EVERYONE
I've not been to sleep yet. Humph, really starting to feel tired now.

Hello Badger and Badger's poo.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:21, archived)