I've not read most of it
turning water into wine would be good though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I've turned wine into water on a number of occasions.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:01, archived)