*heats frying pan*
*gets kettle*
*fills kettle with water*
*knocks over kettle onto cooker*
*flames boom up*
*in a panic, I try to waft the flames out with the bacon*
*its no good, I'll try and cook the bacon anyway*
*Argh. So much fire*
*there's water in the pan so I'll just chuck the teabags in as well*
*pours entire contents into a mug*

There you go. Do you mind cleaning up the kitchen afterwards? I'm going to lie down.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

*Chugs*
That tasted FREAKING AMAZING! amazingly tasted of shit.

I won't clean up, but I'll do an impression of Henry Winkler with a Henry vacuum cleaner.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)