no...
YOU can't milk a pig
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

You can try,
But it'll fucking kill you.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

And you'll get worms.
Also a fact.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)