There was a pug being walked yesterday, by my house.
I thought of you, and then carried on nomming my fried egg sandwich.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

D: why didn't you call me? I would have drove...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I haven't got your number.
I've got several b3tans numbers without names though. Bloody bashes. Bloody getting drunk.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:31, archived)