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YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
I hate you tube links during the day

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
Oooh Debbie Gibson

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
She's not jailbait any more Bogus.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
I'm still going to knock one out now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
Have her in one window..
..and Tiffany in the other whilst you bang it out.

NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
Funny looking woman
Cracking tits
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
Natural redhead too.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple."
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

PUGFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
perve

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
There was a pug being walked yesterday, by my house.
I thought of you, and then carried on nomming my fried egg sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
D: why didn't you call me? I would have drove...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
I haven't got your number.
I've got several b3tans numbers without names though. Bloody bashes. Bloody getting drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
I went to a party on Wednesday and there was a pug and a sausage dog there.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
Why is there not
a youtube clip of them having sex while you poledance in the background ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
D: why didn't you call me? I would have drove...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
I was reading the bash street kids and there was a plug.
I thought of cher.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
get da motha fuckin big shit out my motha fuckin ocean

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
i don't click on youtube links, i'm sure many others do and enjoy them alot, it's just not for me, no offence
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
are you still doing this?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

stalinvsmartians.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
That is the most amazingly shit thing I have ever seen.
Even if there was Debbie Gibson tentacle rape in the climactic scene it could not be redeemed in my eyes.

The animation looks like the opening credits of Balamory.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
How can you say that
when there is a scene when a shark eats a plane. While it's flying. That is the coolest thing ever.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
It's just so scientifically inaccurate
I dont know where to start.

I mean, how high is the plane flying ? 30,000 feet ? WTF D00D !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
But it's a MEGA SHARK
and therefore exempt from regular science. only MEGA SCIENCE would apply and in MEGA SCIENCE a shark can jump out of the sea and eat a plane that's in flight.

It also allows an octopus to pull down an oil platform.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
Dont even get me started on the "octogay"
I mean what does it eat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
ym

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
This is so shit I'm going to ask my own question:
Can anyone recommend some good Nintendo DS games?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
Jesus can
I'll pray for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
yes
all the castlevania games, mario kart ds, legend of zelda - phantom hourglass, metroid prime hunters, new super mario bros., yoshi's island ds, chrono trigger, final fantasy iii and iv, advance wars: dual strike, kirby: squak squad, the phoenix wright series, pokemon diamond/pearl/platinum
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
Got Mariokart, New Super Mario Bros., Pokemon Diamond and Chrono Trigger.
I'm not really looking for retro stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
metroid prime hunters is a first person shooter dealio

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
Okay, thanks for the list, I'll look into some of those.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
double yes!
www.watch-movies-links.net/movies/mega_shark_vs_giant_octopus/
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:33, archived)