Which also reminds me of me cousins when they were toddlers
They came belting down the stares shouting "MUM MUM WE'VE FOUND A BOMB!" to all the assembled family. It was, of course, her enormous dildo.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahahahaaa!
that's a great story. i bet it becomes an urban legend
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Shush

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)