He should have poached them like a normal person, then.
I use that clingfilm trick that was in the newsletter ages ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

The one that gives you cancer?

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I smoke, I go outside where cars and sunshine abound, and plan on eating all sorts of food in my life.
Chances are something out of all that will give me cancer. So fuck it, I will have a nice poached egg.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Wait, what?
Nobody told me of this risk.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:28, archived)