It's a well known fact that /talk is fond of eggs and football.
Here's a link about both.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

ALIEN EGGS OMG !!!!!!!!
WE NEED SIGOURNEY WEAVER !!!!!!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Ha, that's great.

( Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I've fallen foul of the exploding microwave poached egg before.
Poor devil.
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Footballing: The profession for the Fast Spastic

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

*snort*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Reminds me of a phrase Charlie and I share
'Table Football doth makes spastics of us all'
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

We normally say it to crippled people that we DEFEAT

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

what's large and small at the same time?
a big egg
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

how can I apply for a job at the The British Egg Information Service

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Turn up and get laid

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

BLAM

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

He should have poached them like a normal person, then.
I use that clingfilm trick that was in the newsletter ages ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

The one that gives you cancer?

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I smoke, I go outside where cars and sunshine abound, and plan on eating all sorts of food in my life.
Chances are something out of all that will give me cancer. So fuck it, I will have a nice poached egg.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Wait, what?
Nobody told me of this risk.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:28, archived)