Apparently, a little heroin dissolved in lemon juice will bring out even the most stubborn jizz stain

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Especially when applied with
a deftly executed karate chop.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:43, archived)