Let the goose in.
Then, get a girlfriend.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

and stop playing with teddys

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I don't see a goose as a potential girlfriend. I've been out with
all sorts of women, but never a goose.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

*Picture of a kitten*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)