It's pissing down and a goose just tried to get into the office.
It's all happening here, yessir.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Let the goose in.
Then, get a girlfriend.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

and stop playing with teddys

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I don't see a goose as a potential girlfriend. I've been out with
all sorts of women, but never a goose.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

*Picture of a kitten*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

has anyone else noticed ducks in unusual places recently?
I saw one in a car park last week and one on a wheely bin this morning.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I saw one on a ROOF.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

One almost flew into my head the other day.
They're getting a bit cocky, that's for sure.
( Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

They're evolving....

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

what a fucking stupid reply
you cunt
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I saw one outside a tobacconist's the other day.

( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I saw one in the homeware department of John Lewis the other day.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

I saw one outside the jobcentre.

( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

I saw one in the back of a Honda...
Oh God I'm getting bored of this meme.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

you're not doing it right

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

i saw one suspended in a total vacuum
the thing is, right, it quacked
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Psyduck

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

i saw one driving a train

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Pffft.
Nothing's happening here. I was mildly entertained by the QOTW goings on, but now I'm bored of it and think the internet should calm down.
( Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

You're right, jobe.
Goatworrier is a cunt.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Don't look at me like that.
Jobe's the one calling you a cunt.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Liar

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

There are lots of baby geese about here.

( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Gooselets.

( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Which bird made the trains run on time?
Goosolini.
( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

What do ducks drink at breakfast time?
Orange goose (orange juice)
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Why did the duck wear a belt?
Because his trousers were too goose (loose).
( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Why did the goose go to the male escort agency?
For a gander.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Who's a duck's favourite model?
Pamela Ganderson.
( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I like geese.

( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Why did the chef want to catch the goose?
because he wanted to fuck it,kill it, pull its giblets out, stick a glove of garlic up its arse, cook it and then eat it.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

It's grey here and I'm waiting for someone.
I can hardly contain myself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I hope you kicked it.
Hateful things.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

It was going HONK! HONK! right by the office door,
as if it were saying "I'M COMING IN NOW", until a colleague ran at it, screaming.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Fucking hell
That post has made me laugh more than anything else today.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

That's mean
They are the greatest property defenders known to man short of nuking it from orbit.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

No.
I hate them. They're feathery honking cunts.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Tell it to fuck off
Honking cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

If I had a goose
I'd call it "Honky"

I'd also have a duck called "nigger"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Yo,
That shit is quack, man
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

The standard of these puns is poultry to say the least.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Racist.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Needs more Honda
That should put an end to that little meme...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Dont mess with a bloke who owns a lot of pigs
Especially if he keeps them in the boot of his Honda Accord.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

I am revising
Rock and/or roll
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

goose trying to get into your office?
but I thought he died in Top Gun!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

I have never seen Top Gun.

( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

you what?
no top gun

DRUID FOR FUCK SAKE!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

From what I remember, you're missing a grand amount of shit all.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I rescued two snails this morning.
There is a man down the street from my office that feeds ducks, they're fucking everywhere.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:04, archived)