Why did the goose go to the male escort agency?
For a gander.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Who's a duck's favourite model?
Pamela Ganderson.
( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I like geese.

( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)