Is this in reference to Gilgamesh's hilarious comedy account?
If not, no. If so, yes, I totally reached my hoof up myself and lost my watch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

No it wasn't
it was just the first thing that sprang to mind as to how you could lose a watch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ahhh, no then.
I've not been fisting any cows, officer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)