Oh wow, I'm totally looking at my watch now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

you really do have time on your hands.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

What time is it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

It's MINUTE AFTER I LOOKED NOW ROFFLE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I have to carry a TV in a minute
that sounds suspiciously like exercise
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I'm totally navel-gazing right now.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

you`ll find no comic script in there.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Nah, just a bit of fluff
And some flakes of skin.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

oh so it is your script.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Nah
It doesn't have any Honda Accord puns. Not my script at all.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

no honda accord
no problem.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I'm going to my future landlord's to pay my deposit.
Goodbye money! ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Oh God
I'll be doing that in a couple of weeks- £1225...

*Quivers*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

hello flat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I suppose... If you're going to be all POSITIVE! *sigh*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I'm quite happy
I'm helping some people move house after work,
which means I get all the excitement of moving house with none of the stress.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Is he a robot?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Oh Badger, I'm totally watchless right now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

:O

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Did you lose it while helping to deliver a baby cow?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Is this in reference to Gilgamesh's hilarious comedy account?
If not, no. If so, yes, I totally reached my hoof up myself and lost my watch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

No it wasn't
it was just the first thing that sprang to mind as to how you could lose a watch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ahhh, no then.
I've not been fisting any cows, officer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Literally?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Oh wow, I'm totally looking for my watch now.
Where'd it go?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I just ate lunch,
sorry I didn't get you guys involved.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake
That's a perfectly good food thread, wasted.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I had a pizza
in a restuarant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Oddly I just took my watch apart and cleaned it up
looked like no-one had done that for the last 50 years.

Also, some students are smoking a spliff outside my office window
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

lean out, steal, lean back in.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

this is the sort of advice the internet was designed for

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Knowing students though, it's probably piss poor hash.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

smells a bit soapy
I have to say
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I hope they catch schizophrenia

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

i'm totally posting from my phone
I'm so cool
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)