That he's 'gone wings'?
He wakes up one morning with a severe yearning for bagpipes and vegetarian treats?

Fate worse than death. I'd jump if that were me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

my brain is fried.
I'm done going to lectures.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Best to stay here. We'll educate you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

What the hell could I learn here?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Impotent rage

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

How to be socially inadequate to the point of Prince Philip levels
and still manage to get laid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Wow.
I definitely want to learn that.

What's the first lesson?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Well you're a lad, so I can't teach you.
I'm a girl, it's nigh on impossible for me to have a problem getting tail. Ask tentacles and wormylouse, they seem to get their ends away.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I get my end away too.
I just wanted to know how to combine it with being socially inept.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I think it's got something to do with alternating
menacing and pleading.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I just read that as "my brain is freud".

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)