I've been offered the chance to participate in medical testing.
Should I go for it? (It is paid)
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Only if they'll make you grow breasts.
Oh wait...
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Haha, I'm getting them all today
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post423269
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Is that worthy of a BAM! ?
hm... Jury's out.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I might wait to see if he replies again and set Phoenix on him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I don't get the honda accord thing.
Thus, it's not funny to me (yet).
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

If Chuck Norris had wheels he'd be an Accord.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

even Mr T is afraid of a accord

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

He pities the fool that doesn't have an accord

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

When you laugh does it sound like an asthmatic St Bernard as cobwebs come flying out your mouth since it's such a rare occurrence?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I laugh all the time.
I don't see the point in replying to something on here that's obviously funny, just to say it's funny. I do however, see the point in telling people stuff is shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Now I think your laugh is that of a snuffling mouse
BRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOWWWW *jumps stunt bike off your forehead*

If you lied down in the road I bet you'd give Eddie Kidd I right hard-on.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

literally all the time?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

literally.
I can't stop.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post423312
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

geordieal has replied.
:(
Amazing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

"Profile for Lizard King:
a member for 1 month and 24 days
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

He's your new Internet Nemesis now that Mykey has you on double extra ignore.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

deal or geordieal?
open the box
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

You're going to have to get over this
terrible sense of anger every time I reply to your posts, or your going to end up flouncing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I post one photo of you on here, and you've turned on me in a heartbeat.
You silly nerd.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I heard that you use two Honda Accords as rollerskates. Is this true?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Probably.
I'm VERY offensive.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

this is hilarious

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Cure for Cushings?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

This is the choice of the POVERTY.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

it's alright for you scroungers on the dole.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Ha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm ashamed to say that when, IRL, I did see 'dole'
I thought of you
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'm a student :(
They're offering me £1850
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

That would buy a hell of a lot of telly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

To be honest, I'm seeing it in terms of "I'll be able to afford a new iPod and have money spare for a few nice things"

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I tend to see all money in terms of screen inches.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Likewise but with Super Kestrel and JPS.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

That sounds like a recipe for a day a 90s park.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

screen

Such is life, down the docks.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

There there, mummy kiss it better and you shall have a story.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

LOLWHAT?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Watch more Blackadder.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

what does your sig mean?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I attract them, like wanky little rats.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Like whom?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

yeah why not, from what I heard you get pampered and get paid

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Go for it, you might become an X-man or something.
WINGS, maybe.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Or, it implants the idea that he's got wings in his head,
then he jumps off shit and dies?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

That he's 'gone wings'?
He wakes up one morning with a severe yearning for bagpipes and vegetarian treats?

Fate worse than death. I'd jump if that were me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

my brain is fried.
I'm done going to lectures.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Best to stay here. We'll educate you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

What the hell could I learn here?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Impotent rage

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

How to be socially inadequate to the point of Prince Philip levels
and still manage to get laid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Wow.
I definitely want to learn that.

What's the first lesson?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Well you're a lad, so I can't teach you.
I'm a girl, it's nigh on impossible for me to have a problem getting tail. Ask tentacles and wormylouse, they seem to get their ends away.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I get my end away too.
I just wanted to know how to combine it with being socially inept.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I think it's got something to do with alternating
menacing and pleading.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I just read that as "my brain is freud".

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

or just an ex-man.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Being a woman is lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I've never tried so I will have to take your word for it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

You should. We can walk into as many bollards as we like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

You mean I can stop walking around things?
Quick cut my cock off now!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Thought you'd never ask, pet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Depends what it is,
Drug trial, brain scan, cutting your winker off to see if it grows back?
( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

They'll tell you it's just something small.
But you'll wake up with bollocks for ears.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

are they using yours then?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Are they testing suppository's?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

you could be like those blokes the other year
all spacked out, so yeah, go for it!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Will you die?
I vote yes if you do.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

I don't know.
I just don't...know.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

i wouldn't

( rob, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

but they might cure his Cherubism though...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

is this some sort of sensible answer?
how rare
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4807042.stm
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

no pain, no gain

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Not only do you get paid
you get on telly, too!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I read about a car crash the other day.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

YES YES YES

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING TELL US WHAT IT IS THEN OR WHAT?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's a drug trial.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I did one where they poked my nerves with needles and zapped them
The advert said it involved 'some discomfort'

Got £50 an hour though.
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

That sounds awesome.
Where do I sign up?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Well somebody has to,
animal testing can only go so far.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

not far enough
/wires up monkeys to car batteries for no reason whatsoever.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)