I saw a pretty woman on the tube once.
We made love over and over again, it was beautiful. We had the best dates ever, talking until the birds started to sing in the morning. We couldn't keep our hands off eachother. She had a body to die for and... then I woke up.

I understand how you feel.
( Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

But I thought you were marrying her!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Oh, yeah.
That's right. I am.
( Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I fucked this AMAZING bird once.
broke its wings, could never fly again. Beaky cunt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)