Why is the distance an issue?
Does she lives in the middle of nowhere with only a narrow bivouac'd track leading to the outside world?

Actually, if she's east of the county border, this may very well be the case.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Like she actually exists.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)