I have no shoes on
but I have 2 jumpers and a blanket round me and I still fucking freezing.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Y'alright, Flower?
Has it gone smoothly?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Not bad chuck
We've been over at her house this afternoon sorting out everything. Marks just gone back to meet the funeral directors. One thing made me smile alot today. I was given the family secret cheesecake recipe book and told that's my new job. To make lots and lots of cheesecake.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Oh man
I'm moving in with you then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

When I have had lots and lots of practice I shall amke you one and bring it over to Skipton.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

FUCKING GET IN!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

douse yourself in petrol and light a match
you'll be warm in no time at all
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I've knackered my back, but on the plus side I get to take my most awesome painkillers.
Do you want some? They make everything funny :oD
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Your back is always knacked
You spazzy back fail. I've got nice drugs for my headaches now. They give me the wibbles.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

actually, it's not been that bad
but I was doing some DIY today and buggered it.
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Div

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

If you have any horse tranquilisers I will have them instead please.
I've had 2 hours sleep since wednesday.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Noisy bastards, horses

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

For me not the horses silly.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

ABOUT HALF FIVE, DEAR

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:25, archived)