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I just totally put my shoes on
What's the best species of marsupial?

I like shrew opossums myself. Bandicoots are not without merit.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
curry
I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
Arses
Now I have to have a curry. The missus and her mates won't let me go out on their girly restaurant trip. I feel marginalised :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
I have the house to myself and I couldn't be arsed to cook.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
Precisely my dilemma.
As if having a curry was dilemma at all. They don't open until half past though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
I'm trying a new one
The guy who runs it, used to be my parents next door neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
In my first year at uni, the nearest curry house was owned by my neighbours,
whose garden I had to walk though to get to my house. They made the curries in massive pots in the garden on nice days.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
Oooh mates rates
The one I use tries to be experimental from time to time. I once asked for what was essentially a green bean and shallot curry. They had obviously run out of shallots, replacing them with pickled onions. Strange, if interesting times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
cunt curry?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
no
hopefully nice curry.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
o

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
this is how you laugh
www.collegehumor.com/video:1911106
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Yeah.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
;P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
That's proper fucking scary

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Oh my.
That's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
ROLL CALL!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
andy, akiva and jorma

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
online validation

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
I feel a tremble...
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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
TOAP

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
Does.. TOAP, offend people?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
No.
Just merely pointing out your blinding photoshop skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
I have two front pages.
I'm just pointing that out.
That really used to upset people over on /board.
Especially when I was "Jam Master Dave the Hat".
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
*adds this phrase to experimental b3ta-filter*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
I certainly fucking hope "kawaii" "emo boy" and "^_^" are in there too.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Depending on demand, they may well be.
It's in its early stages at the moment, I'm just trying it out on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
Then get thee to the little room, you don't want to be having any accidents.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
Are on a boat.
Except Jorma isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
bread, sausage and swiss

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
that's not a marsupial you hairless benefit fraudster!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
I'm being zany.
BoB?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Anything that gets called Joey gets my vote

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
Duane LaFramboise, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
I'm sorry I don't speak Welsh.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
i can't say i have one

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
I'm partial to a joey

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
shiver me timbers
is that really the count of monte cristo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
i couldn't possibly have an opinion, sorry, no offence
cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
Kangeroo
but it's a bit chewy tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
What's that? Many people are think koalas are bears but they're actually marsupials but that said they're still inferior to kangaroos and wallabies, Skip?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
If wallabies are marsupials, them, as apparently we've got wild ones round here.
If not then sod it, none of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
I have no shoes on
but I have 2 jumpers and a blanket round me and I still fucking freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Y'alright, Flower?
Has it gone smoothly?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
Not bad chuck
We've been over at her house this afternoon sorting out everything. Marks just gone back to meet the funeral directors. One thing made me smile alot today. I was given the family secret cheesecake recipe book and told that's my new job. To make lots and lots of cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
Oh man
I'm moving in with you then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
When I have had lots and lots of practice I shall amke you one and bring it over to Skipton.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
FUCKING GET IN!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
douse yourself in petrol and light a match
you'll be warm in no time at all
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
I've knackered my back, but on the plus side I get to take my most awesome painkillers.
Do you want some? They make everything funny :oD
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
Your back is always knacked
You spazzy back fail. I've got nice drugs for my headaches now. They give me the wibbles.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
actually, it's not been that bad
but I was doing some DIY today and buggered it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
Div

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
If you have any horse tranquilisers I will have them instead please.
I've had 2 hours sleep since wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Noisy bastards, horses

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
For me not the horses silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
ABOUT HALF FIVE, DEAR

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
Thylacine.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
A rhino with some carpet stapled to its armour in the shape of a pocket

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
The Sugar Glider
Gives me images in my head of the child catcher from chitty chitty bang band sweet salesmen on roller-skates
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
sugar gliders are pure unadulterated awesome

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
tuesday
edit: damn g1 browser.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
I don't know.
I've never put a pair of marsupials on.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)