Arses
Now I have to have a curry. The missus and her mates won't let me go out on their girly restaurant trip. I feel marginalised :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I have the house to myself and I couldn't be arsed to cook.

( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Precisely my dilemma.
As if having a curry was dilemma at all. They don't open until half past though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I'm trying a new one
The guy who runs it, used to be my parents next door neighbour.
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

In my first year at uni, the nearest curry house was owned by my neighbours,
whose garden I had to walk though to get to my house. They made the curries in massive pots in the garden on nice days.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oooh mates rates
The one I use tries to be experimental from time to time. I once asked for what was essentially a green bean and shallot curry. They had obviously run out of shallots, replacing them with pickled onions. Strange, if interesting times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)