Jesus Christ
who the hell would ever do that?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Ah, you're more of a Patrick Moore admirer.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I would definitely play a xylophone duet with him,
if you know what I'm saying.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)