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type the konami code into this site
www.absolutebica.com/

I just spat tea all over my screen
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
that was a bit disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
HAHA, FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
you've lost me with that one, not your fault, it's my lack of knowledge i presume, no offence
wicked
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
the what?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
(use arrow keys)
up up down down left right left right b a enter
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
No need for enter

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
up up down down left right left right B A

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
up up down down left right left right B A

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
What the fuck are you,
some kind of morron?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
she's been banned from google

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
I don't do any of this World of Witchcraft type of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
It's nothing to do with that.
WoW is one of the shittest things people have decided to use computers for.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
well it looks like some sort of poke

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
poke?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
poke.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
Yeah, that's the point where you're supposed to tell me what a poke is (or what you meant by a poke, I'm aware of some definitions)

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
What the fuck are you,
some kind of morron?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
Good parry.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Christ, I just realised I'm an old
I knew exactly what a poke was.
And the Spectrum's about the only computer I've ever written a program for.
I'll apply for my pipe and slippers directly.

*mutters about kids today*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
No.
The konami code is one of the most famous video game related things ever.

What the fuck is a poke?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6151934
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Yeah, I can look several lines down ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
i remember it from the old c64 days
pokes and peeks. they were like cheatcodes and the like

before your time whippersnapper
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
I seem to remember
it being the only way to make Manic Miner playable.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
I don't hang out at the arcades, sorry,
no offence. Bonzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
Neither did I.
and you're not cool enough to copy mongychops.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
If you're too young to have cracked one out over Violet Berlin
you just wouldn't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
Jesus Christ
who the hell would ever do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
Ah, you're more of a Patrick Moore admirer.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
I would definitely play a xylophone duet with him,
if you know what I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
I find this disturbating
because she had cracking norks
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
What really?
I just remember her looking a bit dykey.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
Really? I've never heard of it before in my twenty seven years or so of computer gaming.
DAMN IT. I'M NOT IN THE EXCLUSIVE KONAMI CODE CLUB.

Oh no, hang on.. thats a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
Yeah,
but you are a nonce, so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Am I?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
ha ha! old skool!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
I didn't know that button sequence had a name.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
up up down down left right left right B A

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
up down left right A and start

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
That's the censored version

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
Oh, well there you go.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
That's shit
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
well,
tickle my tits till Friday
(Skaht was faked on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
It is friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
I'm not stopping

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
Type it in where?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
OK, a picture of some bloke appeared.
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
On your keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Done that, but it's not impressing me.
Should it be? Who is Brian Peppers? Are Ireland in the song contest tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)