My cat is poorly.
For the past five days she hasn't eaten anything I've put in front of her and now she keeps puking up bits of hair in surprise locations around the flat.

Any ideas how to mend her? Vets not open on sunday evening. :(
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

Try nailing her to the ceiling.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

Would do.
But landlord says I'm only allowed to use blu-tak.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

Staples?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

do they stock blutak?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Rolf Mayo!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

keep her well hydrated & calm
then go to the vets if you're still worried tomorrow..

...could just be extreme hairballs
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

is
that like extreme paintballing ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

Pfft!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

yes
but not quite so thrilling
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

How do you make paintballing 'extreme' anyway?
It's hardly a sedate pass-time.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

force
the vacuum cleaner nozzle down her throat.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)