Try nailing her to the ceiling.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

Would do.
But landlord says I'm only allowed to use blu-tak.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

Staples?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

do they stock blutak?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Rolf Mayo!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)