Oh yes!
It's not all that far.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Candlelit meal? Soft music? Italian food?
You're so lucky!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

And dessert?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Rigorous anal sex.
...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I was suggesting Tiramisu
But OK.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

...and Tirmasu is a euphemism for?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I'm not sure, but it sounds Japanese.
In which case I daren't think.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:02, archived)