He'd see a breeze block as a challenge.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

Regardless
it still wouldn't work.

I'd just struggle not to laugh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

just like every other woman who knows him then.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:09, archived)