well
A combination of Norks and a beard hanging off yer face would look a little odd - no?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

No.
It'd be sexy as hell. Just wait, once the surgery is done you'll all see!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

ahaha
I'm sure I'd really rather not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

It's going to be awesome.
Mixing up the best body bits - breasts, beard and willy - all in one perfect package.

I've been practising on all these homeless people, and I think I'm almost ready to go through with it for myself.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

careful now, they have radically different genetics you know
remember to factor in their inherent meths immunity, enhanced shouting capability and massively over-developed smell glands
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

Analogous experiments with gibbons forced into poverty have been succesful so far.
I feel confident that I can compensate.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:13, archived)