I have a very important question.
It's about beards. Gents:

Why do your beards get red in it pretty much no matter what your natural hair colour is??? Az looks like he has darkish hair - yet he has red in his beard. My History teacher has brown hair with a red beard. Even the Blonde gents seem to get a little red in it!

WHY?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

its not the red in my beard that worries me
its the grey in my pubes..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

Everybody gets that eventually though.
Hell I have a tiny grey streak on my head! I'm 17! should not have grey hair at 17!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

i am looking forward to going completly grey
ill just dye it pink again.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

I've been going grey since I was sixteen.
All part of having dark hair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

I don't mind the odd grey.
Makes me look distinguished.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

that
actually makes me feel better. Ta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

Ginger beard disease.
I too am afflicted with it - those bloody redheads are tainting the gene pool. We ought to come up with a lasting answer to the problem. An ultimate resolution, if you will.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

hey hey
don't mock the redheads.
I have red and brown mixed together fairly evenly as my natural hair colour.
But the beard thing - now that's just odd *is thankful I cannot grow one as am a ladybeing*

my resolution? dye it :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

Thankful?
You're totally missing out. The possession of, or at least ability to possess, a fine beard is one of the great joys of life.

I feel sorry for you that you'll never be able to experience that. Unless you become one of those old ladies who manage to grow some decent facehair. I guess there's always that to look forward to.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

well
A combination of Norks and a beard hanging off yer face would look a little odd - no?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

No.
It'd be sexy as hell. Just wait, once the surgery is done you'll all see!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

ahaha
I'm sure I'd really rather not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

It's going to be awesome.
Mixing up the best body bits - breasts, beard and willy - all in one perfect package.

I've been practising on all these homeless people, and I think I'm almost ready to go through with it for myself.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

careful now, they have radically different genetics you know
remember to factor in their inherent meths immunity, enhanced shouting capability and massively over-developed smell glands
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

Analogous experiments with gibbons forced into poverty have been succesful so far.
I feel confident that I can compensate.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

It's something to do with red hair being a recessive gene.
You should probably ask a doctor this, much more likely to know.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

See
This? That's you that is.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

I'm not from Athlone:(
That video is brilliant. I wish I had sound here.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

She's pure class
"It went right up my gowl and it was fucking big."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

Haha, I remember that.
Fucking hell. I love the word gowl.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

"I fancy him"
"Because he's not bad-looking for a knacker."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

that's the first time I've ever seen that
my stomach hurts and I nearly did a little wee from laughing so hard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

it's God's way of telling you to have a fucking shave you beardy tramp

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

My beard is blonde. My hair is brown.
that is all.
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:04, archived)