it's the last bit where he says " ... we just shagged then instead" that really creases me up
comedy gold
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:03, archived)

Did she become the ex once he'd run out of "dorrahs"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

she became his ex three days before a b4sh he was going to take her to
odd that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

OH INTERNET MAN OF MISERY!
:(

She could have fucked Sexface. etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

all I'm saying is it was odd
I'm not implying anything slanderous!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

Don't forget,
he's doing standup next month! Sadly I won't be there, but it promises to be a right laugh.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

he point blank refused to do his set at the last CHB bash
there was a comedy tent there with other acts and everything.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

Looking at it, I could actually go,
what with living in Leeds and that. I quite like that pub, too.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

PLEASE
take a video camera with you. that shit needs to be on youtube
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

I don't know.
I'm a pretty easygoing guy and don't really bear any resentment towards piston, despite the fact that every time we meet he seems to end up being a drunkenly violent tosser towards me. But I don't have any great desire to meet him again.

I could go in disguise, maybe.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

just lurk at the back and fuck off when he is done.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

If SSG is really going I'll totally be there.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:25, archived)

do you remember that pic he posted of his girlfriend that time?
she looked like cyril sneer in a dress
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

oh yes
you mean spam_breadcake?

odd that she decided not to like me, also odd that she appeared shortly after this post, odd that she split with p_b three days before a bash

well, a suspicious person would just assume it was piston pretendi .... no, that would never happen
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:12, archived)

frank.
i would let you do my right up the shitter. dry.

thats how much i love you
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:15, archived)

Az, I have an enquiring mind and a need to know the truth
I also need some breakfast followed by sleep

the dry bumming will just have to wait, goodnight sexy b3ta lovelies
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:19, archived)

night dude :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

Sleep well, sweet Giggly.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:23, archived)