CHRIST, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO BED WILL YOU?what's your favourite type of envelope?
I like the brown ones with the little plastic window in the front, those are ace
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:46,
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I'M ALL OUT OF TYPES OF ENVELOPE TO LIKE.A HAM SANDWICH WITH SAUCE. NYOM NYOM NYOM BABBY TALK LOL OMG WOO YAY HOOPLAH.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:47,
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Me tooWindowed ones are great coz you can draw pictures of people inside and make it look like they are banging on the window.
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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:47,
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Why do you people come along when I want to head off to bed?I'm tired of the internet taunting me with it's Piston_Brokables.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:48,
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Its probably cos I don't hang around /talk muchbut why do you folks all seem to hate him so much? I don't get it?
Does he smell of faecal matter and attempt to steal your respective partner?
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I don't hate anybody on the internet.Are we on about Piston_Broke?
He could halt the spinning of the earth with one of his stories.
He's the anti-fun.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51,
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yeah, actually P_B is the exception to the rule.(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:52,
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he'd send a glass eye to sleepwhich reminds me of his classic qotw post about falling asleep with his willy inside a lady
which was a colossal LIE
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:54,
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let's all enjoy that post one more time thoughwww.b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/post68784
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:58,
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i am not going to click thatbecause i need a piss and dont want to do it while i am laughing that hard.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:00,
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it's the last bit where he says " ... we just shagged then instead" that really creases me upcomedy gold
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:03,
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Did she become the ex once he'd run out of "dorrahs"?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:04,
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she became his ex three days before a b4sh he was going to take her toodd that
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07,
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OH INTERNET MAN OF MISERY!:(
She could have fucked Sexface. etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07,
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all I'm saying is it was oddI'm not implying anything slanderous!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14,
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Don't forget,he's doing standup next month! Sadly I won't be there, but it promises to be a right laugh.
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he point blank refused to do his set at the last CHB bashthere was a comedy tent there with other acts and everything.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:08,
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Looking at it, I could actually go,what with living in Leeds and that. I quite like that pub, too.
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PLEASEtake a video camera with you. that shit needs to be on youtube
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14,
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I don't know.I'm a pretty easygoing guy and don't really bear any resentment towards piston, despite the fact that every time we meet he seems to end up being a drunkenly violent tosser towards me. But I don't have any great desire to meet him again.
I could go in disguise, maybe.
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just lurk at the back and fuck off when he is done.(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:20,
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do you remember that pic he posted of his girlfriend that time?she looked like cyril sneer in a dress
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:05,
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oh yesyou mean spam_breadcake?
odd that she decided not to like me, also odd that she appeared shortly after this post, odd that she split with p_b three days before a bash
well, a suspicious person would just assume it was piston pretendi .... no, that would never happen
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:12,
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frank.i would let you do my right up the shitter. dry.
thats how much i love you
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:15,
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Az, I have an enquiring mind and a need to know the truthI also need some breakfast followed by sleep
the dry bumming will just have to wait, goodnight sexy b3ta lovelies
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:19,
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nahwe even accept sexface here.
well.
tolerate..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51,
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Chillax, Fangkitty.I think you're reading too much into a simple exchange of views. Nobody is getting overexcited or angry on here - we're all emotionally mature enough to understand that it's all a bit of fun and nothing to get het up over.
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I'm chilledI just wanted to know cos you folks kept mentioning him.
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p_b?He's just this guy, you know? He has many notable attributes, and one of the best is that when you abbreviate his username like that it looks sort of like a quizzical, slightly apprehensive but generally optimistic face.
p_b
See?
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Haha, that little guy is so expressive.p_b
When I focus on the p he looks a bit sad, but then I just have to glance at the b and things seem brighter. The underscore in the middle sort of balances things out.
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contrary to internet rumour, I've never been balanced out with Underscore in the middlebut hey, I'm broad minded, don't knock it til you try it, great stuff
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:21,
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wait until you meet himimagine rimmer from red dwarf. but without the charisma.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:01,
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GoodnightSweetcheeks
*pats arse*
NIGHT ALL!
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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:04,
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sec. lemme find the b3ta flickr pool(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:17,
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i hope you havent eaten recently.www.flickr.com/photos/cheekyboy/313077105/
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:18,
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Haha, I was at that one.There are some some seriously sexy pictures of me on there.
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hmmmi'm not going to pass judgement.
mainly cos most photos of me look like utter shite.
/tries not to boke.
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I like the purple onesmainly cos you don't see many of those and because they usually have a handwritten letter or something in them.
And I like purple. A lot
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I clicked on your username to view your profile earlierso now your username shows up in purple on my screen.
Just so you know.
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you just made me smile.Although - why were you viewing my profile?
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Probably the eternal hopeThat you may be female and have a photo in your profile with your tits on display.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:08,
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Dude, I wasn't going to mention that.It says she's 17 in her profile and I'm still on the watchlist from last time.
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I make it a habit to look at the profiles of usernames I don't recogniseso that I can find out a little more about that person.
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