It's my birthday.
I'm going to Disneyland* and all my mates cancelled on me at last moment.
How should I get back at the cunts?

*I'm 21.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:23, archived)

ditch them and get friends who care about you.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:24, archived)

^^
this.

I have cakes and hugs on offer should you want either of them. :)
Happy 21st.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

Out of curiousity
Does anyone else on /talk have cake and hugs, or are you forming a trend?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

don't know
just felt like sharing round and being nice. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

Damn your charm!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:34, archived)

is it so bad
to be nice?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

That was a compliment
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

oh.
/blushes
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

Cheers
I left the UK after being 18 for about 5 months. Today's been a long time coming.
Saturday will be spent at Disneyland, Sunday will be spent with my mate Sailor Jerry.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

Happy birthday
EuroDisney was like a really bad acid trip coupled with a 36-hour round bus trip.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

I've never been to Disneyland
what's it like? Or is it the same?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

I've only been to the French one
It was very American, and quite French.

I'd go again, now I'm no longer a vegetarian.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

hmmm
will have to go one day then maybe :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:39, archived)

We can hitch-hike if you like?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

Hitchhike?
Have never done that before - sounds great! :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

It can be fucking laborious
but if Tigger is at your final destination, it's worth it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:52, archived)

Tigger!!!
I'm so in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

It's actually much better.
I don't really know how to explain, but it just is.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

Go get pissed like a normal person.
HURRAY 27 MINUTES LEFT ON MY SHIFT.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

Mine too!
I'm doing sod-all though. I'm a miserable bugger.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

happy birthday :)
:) hugs and cake for you too if you so desire.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:34, archived)

Happy birthday!
We share a birthday with Pierce Brosnan and Megan Fox.
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

you lucky buggers
on one hand - a sleazy grubby man who'd do you up the wrong'un as soon as you asked - and on the other - a sexy as fuck lady!

I share my birthday with Black Saturday and Laura Ingalls Wilder
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:39, archived)

I share mine
with 1/365th of the population. I'm sure a fair proportion of them are ugly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

most likely
but who cares?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:57, archived)