There's a strongman comp in town today but it's pissing rain.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

You fucking wimp.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

this

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I mean it might be cancelled as it's pissing rain.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

They're a bunch of fucking wimps.
You all are. Bunch of cunts.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yes.
Lifting the stones or dragging a tractor etc is always much safer in the mud.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Only queers are allergic to mud.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Who said anything about allergies?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Big poofy strongmen who's mummies won't let them come out to play.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I bet they're all gay and spend the afternoon noshing each other off instead.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I never heard them say that. You must have fantastic hearing.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Perhaps your ears are rubbish because they've shut down due to a spot of rain because you're as shit as a big poofy strongman.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Or something.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'm inside though.
It's not raining inside.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Because you are scared of the rain like a big nancy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Nothing a coat won't fix.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

A big pink coat with hearts on it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

oohh!
Can I have one of those please?!
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

No, I don't want to borrow your coat.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

raining piss

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

i imagine those big balls will get right slippery

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I bet.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)