I have a friend
who can enumerate and explain the evidence proving the Welsh are the lost tribe of Israel. It's almost touching.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

There's a charming Irish folk story
about how the Irish language is an attempted reconstruction of Humanity's original language from before the Tower of Babel incident, by an Irish builder who had worked on the project.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Rastafarians claim the same
I reckon they should fight it out.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)