Dear baldmonkey
Every house I move next to has neighbours that have constant screaming arguments. There's another one going next door now and someone was just called a little shit. Why does this keep happening? Is it me?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

There's no one next door, what you hear are the voices within your own head.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Hooray!
I'll get rid of the telly and listen to them instead.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Are the Siff Ifricans at it again?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:32, archived)