A 25 year old Irish lezzer?
Gift wrapped of course.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Not very portable.
And fiddly to wrap.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:22, archived)