They always say the fans are the 12th man.
Look at people from the North East. Their 12th man can't be much use.

About 12 people attend every game at the Riverside.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Geordies are the 'Americans' of Britain.
Fat, boorish, loud and yet you cant understand a word they say half the time.
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:49, archived)