Lordy the football.
This is going to be the end of me at this rate.

Who'd like to talk football, and not Apple vs Microsoft?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

i used to work at spurs and qpr
neither are relevant to my interests really
the end
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

Are you Gerry Francis?
This'd be a turn up for the books.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

he's an attractive man

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

excellent, let's talk about operating systems then
I just recompiled my Ubuntu kernel or something, probably
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

i said "the end" frank
the end.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

oh ok
but if you need advice on virtual directories under Apache, don't hesitate to ask
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

how can I make them work for me in the current consumer climate?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

hello JMG
I heard there was some football today, didn't pay it much attention though
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

OH SWEET G!
It's all incredibly exciting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

it's a bit of an anti-climax for me
though the excitement at the other end of the table is considerable

at this time of year I like to search the BBC Sport site for early-season quotes from Wenger, Benitez and whoever was running Chelski that week to see exactly what they predicted
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

can i talk about shoes and pretty dresses or make up or something?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Will your top be off?
We have to maintain some ratio of man action.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

only if we don't have to pretend to be interested

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Only if the shoes are football boots
the dresses are black and white stripes and the make up says "SHEARER" on your forehead.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

The Neville had posted...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

You just want me to give you attention.
I'm like the online Ice-Cream van to some of you people.
Saying that, if I was. I'd surely try and run a few of you down.

Hundreds and thousands, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

JMG - Fat vigilante extraordinaire.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'm not quite sure how to take this.
But whichever way I do will probably upset the overweight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

does he have a costume?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

It's a giant block of lard.
With a cape and an eyemask.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

I saw this and thought of b3ta
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8049610.stm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Like a prison you can walk out of.
Except they don't want to leave.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

i'm not going near that tinder box of opinion, sorry, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Blimey.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Oh dear JMG, are you terribly worried about ganning dan like?

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

It gets to the 86th minute, and the heavens open up.
It's chucking it down with rain. Stevie Harper's just fluffed another goal kick and I thought to myself: "This'll be great when we stay up."
Faith young Rosie. I'm still harbouring faith.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'm soaked from head to toe.
I'm more infuriated with the rain.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

So, on a serious football note
do you think Newcastle can overturn Villa to save themselves? I think it's probably a given that Hull won't manage to beat Man U.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Hull will be able to beat Man U (but might not).
Anyone likely to even feature in the Champions League final will be rested.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Anybody playing will be playing for a first team position in Rome.
Eh?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

No.
Fergie has chosen 9/10 out of his starting 11, if not already all 11 by now, and his bench is more than likely decided.

The game with Hull is nothing to them, nothing at all. Manchester United players know this, Hull know this.

You seem not to.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

I know my football.
This is very patronising.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Then why did you say what you did?
You must have known that was silly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

It's not silly.
Whoever plays will see this as a chance to get in the final 11.
I'm not wrong. I'm incredibly correct.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

You're wrong JMG,
the people playing may be playing to get attention for next season, but I highly doubt any of them are playing with a serious belief they'll get into the CL squad.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

CL TEAM.
TEAM.
No doubt they'll all be in the CL final squad.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

Team is smaller than squad.
if they can't make it in the squad, they won't make it in the team.

For the 18 that are starting/on the bench, I think a good 10 of them will play no part against hull.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Ferguson will play the reserves for that game
CL final coming up and all that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

This is correct.
Remeber west ham when we got Tevez? The appeals and court cases are still ongoing!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

This always has been serious.
..and yes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Sure, but your not gonna like it.
Im a Man United fan therefore am chuffed to bits we won it again and the icing on the cake is watching the state that newcastle are in at the moment. Why are north east sides so shit?
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

They always say the fans are the 12th man.
Look at people from the North East. Their 12th man can't be much use.

About 12 people attend every game at the Riverside.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Geordies are the 'Americans' of Britain.
Fat, boorish, loud and yet you cant understand a word they say half the time.
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

trying to be pseudo-intellectual online? don't know the difference between a contraction and a possessive?
good thing I'm here to help!

esl.about.com/od/grammarintermediate/a/cm_your.htm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

They got Im wrong as well.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

and believe is wrong in the sig.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Why is it everytime i come on b3ta and put 'Your' instead of 'you're' some sad fucker corrects it. WHO CARES! You know what i meant.
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

"I" always has a capital in that context.
And it's because it's stupidly lazy, as well as being wrong.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

because it makes you look thick, thicko

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

I'd rather be percieved as a thicko than
rescan everything I've typed before submitting it. Pedantry is the lowest form of everything.
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Why not just type it correctly the first time?
That removes the need to rescan anything.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Don't worry folks
I've already called a WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHMBULANCE
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

haha! your a cunt!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Oh no
Some internet hermits dont like me, what am i going to do?

I know, I'll go and meet my mates in the pub, celebrate winning the leaugue by getting smashed then head over to meet my girlfriend and fuck her brains out. What will you be doing tonight? Convincing yourself you are better than everyone else because you have pointed out a typo they made.

Cheerio.

wankers
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

oh noes!
and i don't even have a girlfriend :(((((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Pffft!
It's the way you tell them!

Girlfriend indeed, now I've heard everything.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

it's not a typo, you're just a bit thick
congrats on the leaugue title though
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Hahahaha!
You've actually made me do a real life lol out loud, at you of course.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

You're trying to get a rise out of me.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

I always get a rise because of you, JMG

( ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

And how are Newcastle Rovers doing then?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

OH CAPTAIN!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:55, archived)