Maybe if you don't do them, you'll go down better.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Good theory.
BUT, they're doing a draw where people get countries, and the person with the winning country gets some kind of a prize.
Probably planning permission.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

Christ, that sounds shit.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Just get gradually pissed and take the micky out of everybody.
It's worked for Terry Wogan for the last eighty six years.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Unlike Wogan I'm Irish.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Oh! Oh! Lidlbidapolitics there laysngenlmen!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

In my case it's a Lidl bit of politics.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

So "gradually" is impossible?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

BINGO.
I'm off now, PsychoChomp has thoroughly exposed my weakness to alcohol.
Goodnight, the internet, you were no bloody help.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

good luck
or break a leg or whatever
(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

I'm gutted he's not commentating tonight

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

worst thing about eurovison, i'm glad he's gone, i can enjoy the music now without him whining over it

( well, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Talking of whining
thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/women-just-have-to-shut-the-fuck-up.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

shockingly relevant as ever there dave

( well, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

:-D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)