they'd probably tell you
there were none left for the day and to call again in the morning
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

Or tell you that mobile phones are not to be used
in doctors surgeries because of interfering with dialysis machines or kettles or something.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:02, archived)