Is my wife mental? Please vote...
46 e-mails and 8 phonecalls during my eight-hour shift tonight.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 17 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

I used to have one of those
I also have a ten hour shift ahead of me. Oh, and my arse sounds like the Dagenham Girls Marching Band after two nights of curry abuse. How cool am I?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

just fuck her brains out and tell her
you want steak for dinner

oh andi see dust in that corner
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

now that's
more like the kinda response i was expecting.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 17 May 2009, 7:50, archived)

i wouldn't know, sorry, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

She just wanted to make sure you were out all the time working
I won a go on her on the raffle.

you would not believe the queue and there was even someone selling drinks and T-shirts.

Sloppy seconds...doesnt not even do it justice...was like a explosion at a custard factory.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

is this a MUM flashack?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

nah YM was too busy

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:51, archived)