Then your German lecturer is a cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

To be fair, he did teach us computer programming.
And for something that was supposed to take 10 lines I used 5 pages.

He then taught me Classical mechanics and I got 90% in his exam, so we're best buds now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

You were taught computer programming by somebody who thought brevity was more important than clarity?
He really must be a cock. I can see why you're buddies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Trust me, it was much clearer his way too.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Utter bollocks.
He's a cock. You're a cock. Cocks of a feather.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

:( why do I cry everytime someone is mean to me :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

I'm blaming YOU for all the programme bloat that's affecting us all in these modern times of cheap storage
and cheap processing power. I'm disgusted.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

No offence, great, brill, good times, etc.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Programme bloat my cock.
If it's bloated then hand assemble it or use a compiler that isn't shit. I was an embedded programmer for ten years ... I could squeeze a perl description of your mum's labia minora into less than a kilobyte.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

But could you squeeze MoT into 10 lines?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Only if they're the lines of a rusty grid covering an ancient victorian sewer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)