I better not say or the women will be flicking the bean like there is no tomorrow instead of getting on with the housework.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

I'm surprised you don't keep her blindfolded
otherwise the heavenly visage of yourself would cause her to go weak-kneed, then who would cook dinner?
( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Or at least make her wear blinkers

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Who said that?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:53, archived)